israel is calling and it's never been cheaper!
make this vacation the vacation of a lifetime!
chartered planes leave every day from major american cities to israel, where guests will be given tours of the forced evacuations of israeli settlements by accredited zionists. guests will also be given the opportunity to participate in protests against the israeli soldiers charged with the removal of israeli citizens from their homes. for a nominal fee, guests can purchase large sticks and pieces of wood with nails in them as to better intimidate soldiers who, as has been noted by multiple reliable settler sources, greatly resemble the nazis who killed my family, though with much better tans.
for an additional price, guests may take home limited edition bricks from settler homes, encased in a handsome israeli flag and signed by future prime minister benjamin netanyahu. limited edition bricks should NOT be used as projectiles.
chartered planes leave every day from major american cities to israel, where guests will be given tours of the forced evacuations of israeli settlements by accredited zionists. guests will also be given the opportunity to participate in protests against the israeli soldiers charged with the removal of israeli citizens from their homes. for a nominal fee, guests can purchase large sticks and pieces of wood with nails in them as to better intimidate soldiers who, as has been noted by multiple reliable settler sources, greatly resemble the nazis who killed my family, though with much better tans.
for an additional price, guests may take home limited edition bricks from settler homes, encased in a handsome israeli flag and signed by future prime minister benjamin netanyahu. limited edition bricks should NOT be used as projectiles.
posted by salmoncolored | 11:42 AM
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Hey, remember when they tore down the old cafeteria, and they sold bricks from it, and Maxine and Brenda were out there signing them? I bought one. And then we got to eat at the Blacktop Cafe. ILL.
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