the wedding of zizek and some really young girl

this is what happens when your dick and the iraq war occupy the same part of your brain. you achieve some sort of mystical hemispheric continuity with all the forces of good and the higher powers allow you to coast: life is at once focused and amplified; much time is spent swilling the choicest beer and vacationing on remote albanian beach towns; days are passed chewing on sausages the flavor of which can only be paralleled by the lecture you just delivered on the relationship between marilyn monroe as prototypical american object of desire and the necessity of closing guantanamo bay in order to maintain the psychological equilibrium achieved by admittedly relativist human rights accords, the secret purpose of which is to sublimate that same monroe desire and channel the sexual forces toward more appropriate (or appropriately slavic) objects. (refer to above picture).