robot sex?

will: girls who don't understand the future hella suck

alex: yeah, hella.

Further Experiments in Expectation

thanks will and john i.e. the new center for social research:

Subject: Alex Provan
Guest name (Guest) Today, 1:49 am
I met this kid at a boy party and we talked for a really long time, but somebody told me he does a looooottttt of crystal ...can somebody confirm?

Re: Alex Provan
Guest name (Guest) Today, 1:53 am
"yeah, that's real cool just putting his name out there like that... bitch."

Re: Alex Provan
Guest name (Guest) Today, 3:49 am
what is up with his facebook profile

Re: Alex Provan
Guest name (Guest) Today, 8:00 am
no, he doesn't. he's an incredibly great guy. now...stop posting about him on the jolt.

Re: Alex Provan
Guest name (Guest) Today, 8:14 am
i don't know if i agree with the latter, but homeboy works really hard and still has time to hook up with two girls and have them be cool with that.
and who doesn't have a campus dance coke binge?

Re: Alex Provan
Guest name (Guest) Today, 12:25 pm
he's probably posting about himself for chrissakes, so cut the etiquette bullshit, trolls.
and no one would call him a "nice guy."

Shake City 101

Q: What is 'Krumping'?

A: Krump dancing, or "krumping" is a free form style of Hip-Hop dance, which embodies the creativity and free psyche of today's youth generation where movement and physical expression have "no boundaries".

Krump dancing originated in Los Angeles in 2000 when "clown dancing" became popular in the inner city. Kids would literally paint their faces like clowns and dance at birthday parties and local events. Soon, various "clown groups" formed and began to dance competitively against each other in local contests called "battle zones". The new dance form with the element of competition became a popular outlet for kids in South Central L.A. The face paint ritual faded in early 2001, as groups chose to dance and battle without the clown facade. Now, with the release of a groundbreaking DVD, Krump dancing will emerge from the streets of Los Angeles into American pop culture.

take a long, hard look in the mirror

thank you, mr. jameson:

"It does not seem unduly restrictive, in an age of mass education, to suggest
that the public of such a middlebrow late-modernist literature and
culture can be identified as the class fraction of college students (and their
academic trainers), whose bookshelves, after graduation into ‘real life’, preserve
the souvenirs of this historically distinctive consumption which the
surviving high modernist aesthetes and intellectuals have baptized as the
canon, or Literature as such."

trials and travails of mr. smith, sexually confused but confusingly sexual

Is will smith a homo?
Guest name (Guest) 2/28, 10:51 pm
"There's this little skinny-ass white boy in one of my art history classes named Will Smith, is this kid a homo or what? i mean COME ON."

Re: is will smith a homo?
Guest name (Guest) 2/28, 11:05 pm
"no, but his father's an oil tycoon"

attn op// will smith
Guest name (Guest) 2/28, 11:49 pm
"easy enough for him to figure out who posted this. You said skinny assed white boy, so you are prob a minority. All he has to do is figure which minority in his art class...easy as pie. Lesson: dont be a gossip"

Re: attn op// will smith
white guy (Guest) Today, 12:27 am
"Not true. I'm a white guy and I'd totally call another guy a white guy. Then again I come from a very racially diverse area in the US...so maybe it's just a habit to help distinguish."

Re: attn op// will smith
OP (Guest) Today, 12:46 am
"look, whether i'm a minority or not is of little concern...the real question is, does that kid take it in the ass? I'm going with yes."

Re: attn op// will smith
Guest name (Guest) Today, 2:36 am
"The ironic part of this thread is that Will Smith may be a bit fancy and may have grow up in Thailand a little....
but he's gotten WAY more ass than the OP. Trust me. He attracts women like honey attracts bears. I once saw this chick deep throat a snow cone in front of him to solicit his affections!
A hunk!"

Re: attn op// will smith
Guest name (Guest) Today, 3:29 am
"he may be weird.
he may be awkward.
but will has game with girls."